Bad Day

We all have crappy days
Or so we think.


Do yourself a favor
The next time you're having a bad day
Ask yourself this question:
Did anyone shoot at me today?

if the answer is no
Your day ain't all that bad
Because to be shot AT
Is a GOOD indication
That the day could be screwed.

And, if no one shot AT you,
Then, obviously, you did NOT Get shot
And THAT is a good thing
Because being shot

Will truly f*** your day up.